Got a very important piece of paper today!

Got a very important piece of paper today!

clandestinicious:

the-dream-operator:

clandestinicious:

this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable

"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine

well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about

thereforelesbians:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

claudberg:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape

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since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid

Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person!!! 

(Source: pottergenes)

belinsky:

emmaz0n:

the question is who in your otp is the enthusiastic parent that cheers way too loudly at soccer games

and which is the one who isn’t allowed at the soccer games anymore because they keep yelling at the ref

tomriddl:

tomriddl:

im reading this fic and Harry is just going around just crazily muttering “draco malfoy is up to something” to anyone who will listen

nO ITS NOT HALF BLOOD PRINCE 

Came home to flowers from my lady :)

Came home to flowers from my lady :)

jackfrostciicle:

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

i am a 26 year old man and this almost made me cry

(Source: dakotaangel)

permanentlydisco:

fallingaparttocuttime:

miltonicsmile:

dontcrosscross:

sebastianbrilliance:

mrscrocodile:

ihaveapurroblem:

chronikle:

teatimebrutality:

Peacock Hamlet confronted by father’s ghost.



 SHUT UP. EVERYTHING IS HAMLET.

*resists urge to direct all-peacock productions of various Shakespeare plays*

Peacock Hamlet suspicious of Peacock Ophelia’s motives.



Peacock Polonius is sick and tired of Peacock Hamlet’s shit

Peacockcrantz and Guildenpeacock are not on Fortunes cap the very button, but neither are they the soles of her shoes. In fact, they are peacocks.

I JUST NEED THIS ON MY BLOG.

OH MY GOD, IT’S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY. 

permanentlydisco:

fallingaparttocuttime:

miltonicsmile:

dontcrosscross:

sebastianbrilliance:

mrscrocodile:

ihaveapurroblem:

chronikle:

teatimebrutality:

Peacock Hamlet confronted by father’s ghost.

 SHUT UP. EVERYTHING IS HAMLET.

*resists urge to direct all-peacock productions of various Shakespeare plays*

Peacock Hamlet suspicious of Peacock Ophelia’s motives.

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Peacock Polonius is sick and tired of Peacock Hamlet’s shit

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Peacockcrantz and Guildenpeacock are not on Fortunes cap the very button, but neither are they the soles of her shoes. In fact, they are peacocks.

I JUST NEED THIS ON MY BLOG.

OH MY GOD, IT’S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY.